Scene: The interior of an Earth-friendly hybrid car heading onto the BQE. A minivan, seen ahead on the road, behaves erratically and nearly causes a dangerous situation.
F: What do you expect. They are driving a minivan.
R: Driving a minivan makes you drive poorly?
F: They are already dead. They have nothing left to lose.
R: Huh?
F: Get married. Have kids. Be boring. Get a minivan. They are already dead.
R: I was married. I have kids. Am I boring?
L: (from backseat) Yes! Duh.
R: Well, you are my kids. One could say that you are the cause of me being boring.
L: You were just making the best of a bad situation.
2 comments:
you don't stand a chance with those 2! xxx
I think I'm already in love with your kids.
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