Unshakeable Logic

While L was perusing Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Casts Off, the following:

L: "Was knitting invented before boats?"

me: "Pretty sure boats were invented first. (long pause) Why are you connecting those two things?'

L: "Because if knitting was invented first, we could have called it rowing."

me: "????"

L: "Because you knit in rows...you know, rowing."

The torch is passed, don't mess with it.